Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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