Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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