He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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