nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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