I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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