Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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