Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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