he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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