He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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