Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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