??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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