I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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