Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
