You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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