So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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