Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize