just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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