i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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