But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
They took my balls.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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