So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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