Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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