I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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