Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
then he tried to convert me to islam
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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