She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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