i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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