We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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