he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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