How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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