I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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