she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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