I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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