Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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