Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
high people should be assigned attendants
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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