So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
