lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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