I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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