she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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