ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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