After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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