it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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