Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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