that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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