we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You need a sexual gate keeper
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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