also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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