just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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