Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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