16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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