So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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