the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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