it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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