i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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