his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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