You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
