Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize